Use mind control to imagine yourself with this fine set of fantasies. The genie only gives you three. I provide you with a full seven at a great price. Includes the following:
Understand Modern Art, Write the Book on It,
Use Mind Control, Own a Pool, Become a Rock Star,
Hire Your Old Boss and Appear on Jeopardy.

Featuring tough as nails vinyl coated flexible magnetic sheeting, 8 by 2.25 inches, and two little screaming individuals you can manipulate yourself.

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Send one to your old boss.